amber preston

Holla back. Amber@amberpreston.com

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Dino-bots. Duh.

Arghhh….I am a slow post.

The computer is at the computer doctor as we type/speak!
Lucy will be fixed soon! And then maybe I will finally update my website! Hooray!
Oh, in related news, does anyone want to give me $500?

Schedule:
May 17 - Landmark Resort, Egg Harbor, WI (headlining)
May 25-26 - Harbor Light Supper Club, Grand Marais, MN (headlining)
May 31- June 2 - Dr. Grins Comedy Club, Grand Rapids, MI (with Tom Green)
June 14-17 -
Great AmericanComedy Festiva, Norfolk, NE
June 27-30 -Cap City Comedy Club, Austin,TX
July 6-7- Convergence, Minneapolis, MN
July 12-14 - SkylineComedy Cafe, Appleton, WI
August 1-5 - Funny Bone, Des Moines , IA
September 6 - Spring Lake, MI
September 7-8 - Laugh Comedy Club, South Bend, IN
September 11-16 - House of Comedy, Mall of America
September 22- Dubh Linn Irish Brew Pub, Duluth, MN (headlining)
September 28 - FARGOFEST! The Fargo Theater!!! (I may sing and tap-dance a la my 8th grade Fargo Theater debut)

Winter Schminter.

There isn’t much snow so why don’t you just come on out to a show.

Word.

Feb 1- Feb 5 - Cap City Comedy Club, Austin, TX
Feb 11 - Minot AFB
Feb 14 - Feb 19 - House of Comedy, Bloomington, MN
Feb 21 - Feb 25 - ACME Comedy Company, Minneapolis, MN
Mar 2- Grand Cinema Hinckley
Mar 6 - 10 - ACME Comedy Company, Minneapolis, MN (Mar 8,9,10 with Marc Maron)
Mar 14 - Best of the Midwest, Grand Rapids, MI
Mar 15 - Laugh Fest, opening for Marc Maron, Grand Rapids, MI
April 13-14-Wisecrackers Comedy Club, Merrillville, IN

This is me.
I apologize if you were looking for that web cam Amber Preston. I think she retired from the nude-y internet show biznass.
I bet you can find another webcam gal to give your dolla, dolla billz to.  Until then, try some stand up comedy. 
It will be fun. I promise.*
*no refunds.

This is me.

I apologize if you were looking for that web cam Amber Preston. I think she retired from the nude-y internet show biznass.

I bet you can find another webcam gal to give your dolla, dolla billz to.  Until then, try some stand up comedy. 

It will be fun. I promise.*

*no refunds.

I am not sure I know what I am doing.

—Me, setting up this page.

Welcome to my temporary site.

My website is currently under construction but I have decided to jump on the tumblr party train until amberpreston.com is back in action.

Word to your mother.